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The Minimum Wage GM – December 20, 2017

by Gabriel Garcia - December 21, 2017January 19, 2018

Inconsistency reared its ugly head again as the Dolphins went down to Buffalo. Cutler did a complete 180 symbolizing the very problem Miami has faced throughout the season. Consistency. It’s how teams win and win often. It’s how teams compete and make it to the playoffs. It’s how teams stay

The Minimum Wage GM – December 13, 2017

by Gabriel Garcia - December 15, 2017January 19, 2018

You know what’s better than winning? Winning twice in a row and that’s exactly what the Dolphins have achieved since we last spoke. The spanking we gave the Broncos was very good, the Monday Night glory over our hated rivals on primetime was extraordinary. The best victory of the Dolphins

The Minimum Wage GM – November 30, 2017

by Gabriel Garcia - November 30, 2017January 19, 2018

Given the way things have been going, are we really that surprised? 35-17 ain’t too bad since people were thinking the Pats were going to score more than that, though Tom Brady still threw for 4 touchdowns effectively torching us. But enough about that, in this week’s segment of the

The Minimum Wage GM – November 20, 2017

by Gabriel Garcia - November 21, 2017January 19, 2018

In the Battle for Florida, the Miami Dolphins were unable to finish the job. Coming back from a 20-7 deficit at the half, the team fell just short extending our losing streak to 4. We’re now two games under .500 with the season unfortunately over barring a miraculous hot streak.

The Minimum Wage GM – November 15, 2017

by Gabriel Garcia - November 16, 2017January 19, 2018

What a tremendous game. What a team! Miami successfully erased all doubt about their potential. I mean the team played excellent on both sides of the ball especially with the turn over cha—oh right we’re talking Dolphins. The OTHER Miami team. Well, let’s get this over with and give this

The Minimum Wage GM – November 07, 2017

by Gabriel Garcia - November 8, 2017January 19, 2018

Despite a close, frustrating loss I need to give props to our quarterback showing grit in Sunday Night’s game, Jay Cutler looked sharp after missing the previous game with cracked ribs. Medicine or no, the man was playing and playing well at less than 100% and it needs to be

The Minimum Wage GM – October 30, 2017

by Gabriel Garcia - October 30, 2017January 19, 2018

Wow. Just wow. If this season were a roller coaster I’d say we’ve gone from a high point of storming back two weeks in a row to beat the Falcons and Jets to the lowest of lows. A 45-0 smackdown. We were terrible in every aspect of the ball. It’s

The Minimum Wage GM

by Gabriel Garcia - September 27, 2017January 19, 2018

Cue the gameshow music. Ladies and gentlemen, straight from the deep deep south in the 305, I give you the next GM of the Miami Dolphins. Myself! With plenty of resources at my fingertips and a wonderful 6-figure salary, I will help guide the Dolphins to the 2018 Super Bowl