May The Fourth

May the Fourth Be With You!

A long time ago in a Lemon City not-so-far, far away…

It is a period of lemon wars in the 305. A brave alliance of underground lemonheads have challenged the tyranny and oppression of the MIAMI SPORTS EMPIRE.

Striking from a fortress hidden among the billion podcasts of the internet, rebel sponers have won their first victory in a battle with the powerful Imperial Hot-takes. The EMPIRE fears that another defeat could bring thousands of more lemonheads into the Sports Lemonade, and Imperial hot-take control over the 305 would be lost forever.

To crush the rebellion once and for all, the EMPIRE is constructing a sinister new hot-take station. Powerful enough to destroy an entire draft party, its completion spells certain doom for the champions of sponers.



May The Fourth Be With You!

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Gustavo Chacon
Born and raised in the 305! I find it pointless to memorize every sports stat since the beginning of time when I can just look it up. I'm not afraid to tell you why your opinion is 100% wrong. Wanna get into it? Argue with me @OnaPsiH. It'll be fun!

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